Tyrone Willingham’s Scorched Earth
Sunday, January 27th, 2008The headline of this article is an example of the kind of misleading and sensationalized journalism that we practice here in Seattle. I used to do a parody of sports writing for Dawgman but I found I could no longer compete with the unintentional parody of so called serious media that cover the team.
Ty Willingham, has of course, scorched no earth. But as I was reading the latest smear job from the Seattle Times this fine Sunday morning I got to thinking about all the players, coaches, programs, and accomplishments that have had to be burned to the ground to justify keeping our all time losingest coach here at the Montlake Follies.
When Ty arrived it wasn’t long before mysterious experts were being quoted as saying that it was incredible how bad the talent was at UW. As Ty stumbled to a 2-9 record, every player on that team became the first victims of the need to blame others for Ty’s failures. They were over rated, poorly evaluated, soft Neuheisel recruits who refused to change their culture for our new leader.
And of course Neuheisel himself was a popular excuse for Ty’s inability to win in the third year -post Rick apocalypse. Rick’s many sins, very real and imagined as well, were a comforting reason for blowing winnable games and the first of Ty’s annual 6 game losing streaks.
Ty was also different from all other coaches as well. He did it the right way, which by obvious implication meant that those other coaches that beat him every week must be doing it the wrong way.
With each loss the fabled Husky Football program grew retroactively worse and worse before Ty got here, until having 26 non losing seasons in a row and one losing season became the equivalent of SMU on the death penalty.
Gilby was next to get rolled under the bus for the sake of Ty as he was blamed for Ty’s lackluster and late start to his initial recruiting class. He too contributed to the bad culture that Ty was so unable to overcome despite his man molding legendary reputation.
By year three and the third annual 6 game losing streak, the current players, including players that Ty had recruited had to be rolled under the bus. No bullets for our 9 game loser as he headed to yet another last place finish all the while receiving high praise from our parody old line media in Seattle.
As it became clear that Ty would receive the fate that any 11-25 coach so richly deserves, the blow torches came out in force and players, fans, past coaches, and current assistants and athletic directors all had to be blamed for their role in Ty’s failure to win games.
Baer and Simmons were fired. Turner was fired. But Ty remained. The Times filed a Freedom of Information act to selectively run some long time boosters through the mud and acted shocked that boosters would have an opinion as audacious as wanting the historically bad coach fired.
Still the rabble was angry and more needed to be done. So the Seattle Times decided to do something about all this whining about winning by dragging our last Rose Bowl champions through the mud and the muck that only a muckraking rag like the Slimes could provide. Five years after Rick left and 8 years after the events and this is why Ty can’t win games. Incredible isn’t it?
We are going to be treated to a whole week of attacks based on 8 year old stories that were already well known. To teach us that winning is bad and Ty’s losing is good because he does it the right way, not that the Times is going to look at anything current, mind you. That doesn’t fit the agenda.
Bob Condotta admitted in his blog that the Times is running this now because Turner was fired and Ty is on his hot seat. He did not admit that the Times is doing their usual slanted smear job on Husky Football to justify keeping our all time loser here.
Can another hatchet job on Don James be far behind? Is there no player, coach or past accomplishment that can’t be burned to the ground to save Ty?
The funny thing, if by funny you mean pathetically sad, is that we were earnestly told that we couldn’t fire Ty because of the negative backlash that would ensue.
Think about that.
It would cause a negative back lash to do what UW would always have done and what 75% of all schools who had a coach fail as bad as Ty did their first three years (Hugh Millen’s stats stored on this site) to fire the 11-25 coach so we should instead enjoy the positive destruction of our legacy and the trashing of our players so we can keep this 11-25 coach.
As Mike Gundy, the Oklahoma State coach so eloquently put it – that makes me want to puke!
And so as we enjoy the final three parts of the smear job this week we can look forward to hearing how the man who could have saved this program, Jim L. Mora, will be announced as the heir apparent for the Seahawks. Presumably Mike Holmgren will not have to be dragged through the mud to bolster support for the hire.
You might want to drop another email to our legendary “Football President” to thank him for saving the program from any embarrassment by not doing what clearly and easily should have been done – Fire Ty on the plane back from Hawaii.
And people still wonder why I have no faith in the UW administration when it comes to football.
