It’s not about to get crazy at the U Dub, it already is! Middleton out! Shirley in! Realdawg up! Dawgman down! HHB bigger than ever!

I can hardly keep up with all the breaking news and don’t forget that the Husky players worked harder than ever this off season and are in better shape than ever and are ready to climb the heights of a Heisman led 6-6 season!

Kavario Middleton was released from his contract in an unexplained move that had insiders wagging their tongues about agent contact and illegal cash money transactions. Allegedly. The big tight end was no stranger to controversy as he had talent to spare and a questionable work ethic to go with it. But this scribe thinks UW is better with him than without him.

Josh Shirley is a Cali all star who got in a little jam in LA. Slick Steve Sarkisian sent lawyers, guns, and money and now Josh is  a Husky ready to play this season.

UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel had suspended Shirley for being involved in an incident that reflected poorly on the high standards that Coach Neuheisel has always adhered to.

“We don’t cut corners and we don’t play thugs,” crooned the soft Neuheisel as he played his guitar and rafted down the river looking to recruit 7 wide outs and ruin UCLA by winning the Rose Bowl.

“I was brought here to clean up the mess left by Willingham and win some fucking football games” squeaked the boyish Steve Sarkisian in explaining why UW would take the problem player from a coach they have spent 7 years vilifying at every opportunity.

Ruth Robbins, a gal on the rise in the rough and tumble world of stalking high school boys, won the day by breaking the story and scooping Dawgman.com, who would rather copy Bob Condotta than be first. Check out Ruth’s website and think about throwing the dog a bone, I mean, donating to her cause. Word on the street is that the place is about to go tits up, I mean under water. *Gurgle*

Meanwhile Husky Halfbrains has enjoyed a record month once we got that nasty lawsuit settled. We’re still here and Mello is still queer and we can’t wait for Football!

See you then, sports fans!