I like to go to the grocery store...

and ask the stupid Asian woman at the deli for 2 corndogs. Then she says "no, we don't have any."

Then I like to tell her that I see two right there in the window and she says, "oh, I guess we do have some."

Then I like to tell her manager that he has a stupid cunt working in the deli.

Then I like to go to the self checkout line and wait for a half an hour because a fat ugly bitch in a paint-stained Michael Bolton t-shirt can't figure out how the bar code scanner works.

The Formula: Push up the middle and Heat from the edge.

rip-ty Wrote:
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> and ask the stupid Asian woman at the deli for 2
> corndogs. Then she says "no, we don't have any."
>
> Then I like to tell her that I see two right there
> in the window and she says, "oh, I guess we do
> have some."
>
> Then I like to tell her manager that he has a
> stupid cunt working in the deli.
>
> Then I like to go to the self checkout line and
> wait for a half an hour because a fat ugly bitch
> in a paint-stained Michael Bolton t-shirt can't
> figure out how the bar code scanner works.


dude... please.

Sorry Meek, my bad.

The Formula: Push up the middle and Heat from the edge.

Did the slope say that she feel sorry for yoh muduh?

I like to be a stereotypical seattleite and complain about my day to day life on the internet


rip-ty Wrote:
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> and ask the stupid Asian woman at the deli for 2
> corndogs. Then she says "no, we don't have any."
>
> Then I like to tell her that I see two right there
> in the window and she says, "oh, I guess we do
> have some."
>
> Then I like to tell her manager that he has a
> stupid cunt working in the deli.
>
> Then I like to go to the self checkout line and
> wait for a half an hour because a fat ugly bitch
> in a paint-stained Michael Bolton t-shirt can't
> figure out how the bar code scanner works.

brchco12 Wrote:
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> I like to be a stereotypical seattleite and
> complain about my day to day life on the internet
>
>
> rip-ty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and ask the stupid Asian woman at the deli for
> 2
> > corndogs. Then she says "no, we don't have
> any."
> >
> > Then I like to tell her that I see two right
> there
> > in the window and she says, "oh, I guess we do
> > have some."
> >
> > Then I like to tell her manager that he has a
> > stupid cunt working in the deli.
> >
> > Then I like to go to the self checkout line and
> > wait for a half an hour because a fat ugly
> bitch
> > in a paint-stained Michael Bolton t-shirt can't
> > figure out how the bar code scanner works.


hey relax dude. I complain a lot too, but seriously... who complains about Asian women? that's all I was getting at.

what does that tatoo mean?

It means I *heart* LanceUppercut.

Hope this helps.

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is she on tv?

freespeachisgone Wrote:
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> is she on tv?


no... works at the corner deli in my neighborhood.

That stamp certifies that she's a virgin.

If they're working at the deli, odds are these aren't hot or smart Asian ladies/

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picinichm Wrote:
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> If they're working at the deli, odds are these
> aren't hot or smart Asian ladies/


Unless she owns said deli.

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Here's to another shit season... the kind of season where wins are rare and drinking is necessary.

Corn dogs. Should have gone to ampm

Haven't been to am/pm in years. They don't take our gas cards and I'll eat road apples before I'd eat their food.

AM/PM food is still provably better than the food served in the Alaskan Lodge in SEATAC.

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